Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.